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James & Imani's score
Relationship Score
"James and Imani, frankly, unbearable — in the nicest possible way. Date nights in the diary, bins out on time, sealed messages waiting like little emotional Easter eggs. Bake Off final of couples. No soggy bottoms."
Sunday-night ritual, please
Ten minutes, a brew each, phones face-down on the coffee table. That's it. Turns 'mostly aligned' into 'annoyingly aligned' — the sort other couples quietly resent.
Book something silly
You're at your best when you're being nosy together — new takeaway, weird walk, questionable exhibition. One small daft plan this month. Don't overthink it.